a conversation between myself and a three year old child

child: what’s that picture of a guinea pig?

me: oh, that’s not a guinea pig. that’s my cat, professor.

child: …he’s not a professor.

me: …how do you know?

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writer/teacher/lover of milkshakes. queer social countess. rock camp for girls enthusiast. brooklynite + bicyclist. View more posts