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-pretended i’m a choreographer-watched this equal parts disturbing and hilarious video of some poor kid after the dentist-seriously contemplated adopting this cat word count: 1,120

-phone calls-rice and beans-installed tweetdeck (geeking out ensued)-read a YA novel about cuban/latina/lesbian/genderqueer/trannie/black/fat-positive teenagers in miami word count: 1,454

-went to rocketship for free comic book day-realized that love and rockets is still alive-read ariel schrag for the first time since college (not free)-brontez of gravy train!!!! + osa of new blood + crystal of partyline = the younger lovers @ cakeshop-there was much moshing. i had much coca cola. word count: 0

-rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain-finished another queer YA novel I wish I’d read in high school word count: 1,598

in the moments after i nearly set my toaster oven aflame in olive oil soaked broiling zucchini, after i had somehow found the oven mitt, pulled the bubbling baking sheet from oven and clicked off the machine, there was an ethereal, moody song coming from the stereogum playlist i had let go in the otherContinue reading “grouper”

-opened the windows-made a list of words that rhyme with ‘mate’-danced around to santigold; listened to lou reed in preparation for tomorrow-talked-walked word count: 0

-taste of summer, part two-lazy walk to the corner store-ciao bella vanilla word count: 1,565

photo by k. word count = 0

this is a fake track list on a fake album by my friend p (not fake). we reveled in its brilliance while waiting for our order at crif dogs. it was my first time, which meant indulgence in tater tots and an epiphany about where the magnet of a girl riding on a hot dogContinue reading “wordcount.4”

writing at night on the weekend = total bust. Thursday I lived dangerously and went out on a schoolnight. Music blogger muthafunka (of Liz Feldman’s This Just Out fame) was hosting/djing a dyke takeover of legion bar in east Williamsburg. The flyer popped up on twitter here and there. What would it like to leaveContinue reading “wordcount.3”